Text Message Jokes

???????????????????????????????????????If women love guys that are funny and women love texting, then naturally they love guys that send funny text message jokes!

 

But you’re probably thinking, “I don’t know any funny text message jokes to send women.”

Without further do, 3 funny text message jokes that will certainly make women crack up:.

Its me, your cell that is, not wanting anything in certain at the moment, simply wished to get out of your pocket, it stinks down there: p.

This is among my favorites due to the fact that you are playing the duty of her phone as if it’s in fact able to interact with her. Naturally you are also teasing her that her uh location near her pockets smell bad.

6 realities in your life:.

1. You can’t lick all your teeth with your tongue.
2. You’re an idiot, because you just tried to show truth number one.
3. Fact one is a lie.
4. Now you’re smiling, since you’re a goof.
5. You’ll send it to another idiot in the near future.
6. You’re still smiling;-).

This is a pretty long text but it’s so amusing that it’s OK to break the “never send extremely long texts to women”.

People-LaughingI love to send out ladies random truths like this that are UNTRUE. You can literally text her anything … like:.

Did you understand that you’re heart stops beating for 30 minutes every night when you’re sleeping?

Because if she reacts with “actually ??” then you can tease her for actually thinking you. And, if she reacts with “exactly what? that’s not true!” then you sometimes react with “good I was just screening you to make sure you’re wise.”.

These are simply some examples of funny text jokes that can make women laugh.

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Billie Boelter is hooked on technology, on-line games and bird watching. Finally, his stimulus emanates from visiting new places and nations around the world one example is Malta.